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Love doesn't hurt, loving the wrong person does !!

 

Aaj mene ek Ladki ko 1000 ke note per i Love u Likh kar diya wo note rakh ke love u 2 boli :)

 

Surround yourself with people, who wants to lift you Higher
Life is already filled with those who wants to bring you down !!

 

Step by step the journey goes on
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can’t change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy….
Best wishes for U….!

 

Ek choti bachi ne prostitute se poocha :
Aunty aap ka paas itna bara gher hai
paisa hai cars hain, aap ka business kia hai?
prostitute : bus beta ek mera HOLE SALE ka business hai

 

Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye To Kya Karu?
Tu Hi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu?
Hasrat Hai Ki Ek Nazar Tujhe Dubara Dekh Lu
Kismat Woh Lamha Na Laye To Kya Karu?

 

Goreya hattha ch jadon lag gayi neeh mehndi..
Saada khud he beganya ch naa ho jana !!!!

 

Sukh saand ki sadi pusda tu aapne bare keh
Tu khushian de wich vasda a bas ena dasda reh
Ki laina tu sadi pat-jharr to tu baharan wich rahi
Sada push na haal yaara hun oh phela warga nah

 

THUKRA K USNE MUJH KO KAHA MUSKURA DO...
MAI HANS DIYA AAKHIR SAWAL USKI KHUSHI KA THA....
MAINE KHOYA WO JO MERA THA HI NAHI.....
USNE KHOYA WO JO SIRF USI KA THA.....

 

Advantages of Not Having Lover :
Can Sleep Well :)
Can Save Time & Money
No Worries about How you Look
No Miss Calls in Midnight
No Need to Recharge twice a Day
Can Talk to All boys and Girls
No Scoldings from Parents
) Can eat in any Restraunt (~_^)
No need to Bother about Missed Calls
No "Nonu, Shonu, Jaanu" type SMS in the Middle of the Night (-___-)
B.O.N.U.S --> You Will Live a Long Life

 

Mujh Se Kya Gila Hai Tum Ko, Aakhir Itni Badguman Kyon Ho,
Mein Ne Tum Ko Chaha Hai, TumSe To Kuch Nehi Chaha..!

 

Son: Papa,Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?????
Father- Baap
Son: wrong
hamesh beta
hee intelligent hota hai
Father - nahi baap bara hota
hai isliyee baap hee
intilegent hota hai
Son- Papa, accha bataoo
Phone Kisne Banya?
Father- Graham Bell ne
Son: Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?

 

TherE aRe nO diffrEnce bEtwEen
COMPLETE
&
FINISH
bUt whEn yOu lOve a rigHt pErsOn yOu aRe COMPLETE
&
whEn yOu lOve a wrOng pErsOn yOu aRe FINISHED...

 

"Zindagi" se poch ye "kia" chahti hai
"Bus" ik ussi ki "WaFA" chahti hai
"Kitni" "MASOOM" or "NaDaN" hai "ZINDaGI"
"KHUD" Bewafa hai or "WaFA" chahti hai.

 

He died, I survived,
Because I survived, Now I die everyday !!