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Dil Se Tera Khayal Na Jaye To Kya Karu?
Tu Hi Bata Teri Yaad Aaye To Kya Karu?
Hasrat Hai Ki Ek Nazar Tujhe Dubara Dekh Lu
Kismat Woh Lamha Na Laye To Kya Karu?

 

Goreya hattha ch jadon lag gayi neeh mehndi..
Saada khud he beganya ch naa ho jana !!!!

 

Sukh saand ki sadi pusda tu aapne bare keh
Tu khushian de wich vasda a bas ena dasda reh
Ki laina tu sadi pat-jharr to tu baharan wich rahi
Sada push na haal yaara hun oh phela warga nah

 

THUKRA K USNE MUJH KO KAHA MUSKURA DO...
MAI HANS DIYA AAKHIR SAWAL USKI KHUSHI KA THA....
MAINE KHOYA WO JO MERA THA HI NAHI.....
USNE KHOYA WO JO SIRF USI KA THA.....

 

Advantages of Not Having Lover :
Can Sleep Well :)
Can Save Time & Money
No Worries about How you Look
No Miss Calls in Midnight
No Need to Recharge twice a Day
Can Talk to All boys and Girls
No Scoldings from Parents
) Can eat in any Restraunt (~_^)
No need to Bother about Missed Calls
No "Nonu, Shonu, Jaanu" type SMS in the Middle of the Night (-___-)
B.O.N.U.S --> You Will Live a Long Life

 

Mujh Se Kya Gila Hai Tum Ko, Aakhir Itni Badguman Kyon Ho,
Mein Ne Tum Ko Chaha Hai, TumSe To Kuch Nehi Chaha..!

 

Son: Papa,Bachha zyada Inteligent hota he ya baap?????
Father- Baap
Son: wrong
hamesh beta
hee intelligent hota hai
Father - nahi baap bara hota
hai isliyee baap hee
intilegent hota hai
Son- Papa, accha bataoo
Phone Kisne Banya?
Father- Graham Bell ne
Son: Uske baap ne Q nai banaya?

 

TherE aRe nO diffrEnce bEtwEen
COMPLETE
&
FINISH
bUt whEn yOu lOve a rigHt pErsOn yOu aRe COMPLETE
&
whEn yOu lOve a wrOng pErsOn yOu aRe FINISHED...

 

"Zindagi" se poch ye "kia" chahti hai
"Bus" ik ussi ki "WaFA" chahti hai
"Kitni" "MASOOM" or "NaDaN" hai "ZINDaGI"
"KHUD" Bewafa hai or "WaFA" chahti hai.

 

He died, I survived,
Because I survived, Now I die everyday !!

 

True Love is Like
a BOY playing Carrom board always afraid of losing his "QUEEN".
AND
a GIRL playing CHESS risking everything just to protect her "KING"

 

IIs tarah Bhi Yaad Na Aa Tu Mujhko
Itne Aansoo Nahi Hain Mere Paas.

 

Eid Kay Chand Ki Manind Huwa Hai Ab To
Haye Woh Shakhs Jo Har Roz Mila Karta Tha

 

Mubarak naam hai tera,
mubarak Eid ho tujko,
jise tu dekhna chahe usi ki
deed ho tujko EiD MuBaRaK.

 

Eid ki sachi khushi to apno ki deed hai,
Tum humse door ho to apni kya eid hai