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We always hear " the rules " From the female side.
Now here are the rules from our side.(hope all girls reads it)! The rules of Men are the following
RULE NO. 1 Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE ) RULE NO. 2 Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it....... RULE NO. 3 Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. RULE NO. 4 Crying is blackmail.... RULE NO. 5 Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. RULE NO. 6 Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girl-friends are for. RULE NO. 7 Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days RULE NO. 8 If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us RULE NO. 9 If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one ....
RULE NO. 10 You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.
RULE NO. 11 Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
RULE NO. 12 Christoph er Col umbus did NOT need directions and neither do we........
RULE NO. 13 ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. ; ;We have no idea what mauve is.
RULE NO. 14 If it itches, it will be sc ratche d. We do that.
RULE NO. 15 If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
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Best regards, Pankaj Mudgel |
