Funny Quotes

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

 

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.

 

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

 

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

 

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

 

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

 

A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me and she said 'no'.

 

Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.

 

All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.

 

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?

 

Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

 

There is a light at the end of every tunnel….just pray it’s not a train!.

 

I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.

 

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times

 

It’s not cheating unless you get caught.

 

I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.