Love Jokes

Luciest Lover

Who is the luckiest lover in this world??
Guess…!!! . . . . . .
. A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could
not propose her & gets the same girl as
his wife in an arrange marriage....... ­ !!

 

love you as my WIFE.

Boy calls his GF at midnight
Girl : Hey Dear, Is everything alright?
Boy : Hmm..I wanted to tell you something important.
Girl : Aww....but we just talked before too ??
Boy : I.. I ..I want to stop our relationship as GF

 

True Love Iz Rare

Boy was following a Girl.
Girl - Why r u followin me?
Boy - You r very pretty n I think I'm In Love with U!

......Girl - But u haven't met my friend Yet ... She is prettier than me n is rite behind U.

Boy Luks Back - Der's No 1 ..
Girl - If u really Loved Me, U wudn't have Lukd back ..
Moral - True Love Iz Rare ...

 

who would live for her

DAD: What can you do for my daughter?
BF: I'd die for her !!!
DAD: I don't like you...
BF: Why?
DAD: I'm looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone...

 

Difference between confidence and over-confidence

12 boys planned 2 propose a girl
10 came wid a rose.
But 1 came wit a ring- Thts CONFIDENCE.

......But wat about d othr 1?
Wo saala baraat le ayaa- OVER CONFIDENCE.

 

HOW TO PROPOSE

Mayank ? : Hey, i have got 2 words for you.

Komal : What it is?

Mayank ? : i love you.?
Komal: Huh, ist'nt it 3 words?

Mayank ? : No, coz (you) & (i) are one..?

 

By birthday gift

Gal: today's my birthday,wat are you gifting me?
Boy: Can you see that red car on d othrside of the road?
Gal:Ya

Boy : m gifting you a hairpin of same color..