Political Jokes

Biggest problem

Once upon a time, the six peoples were traveling in a private plane and that six persons were bollywood king sharukh khan, congress president sonia gandhi, railway minister lalu yadav, small boy, one old man and a pilot.
Suddenly the problem starts in a plane so pilot told everybody to get out but the problem was there were only 5 parachutes but the people were six.
So first our bollywood king sharukh has jumped from the plane by saying, Bollywood needs me.
Next our sonia by saying, Congress need me.
Then our respected laluji by saying, Hamari railway ko meri bahut jarurat hain bhai.
Then pilot, old man and small boy remained in the plane but the problem was there was only one parachute but 2 peoples to jump so the old man told small boy beta, you jump bcoz I have spent my whole life but you have your future ahead so I will sacrifice for you.
Suddenly that small boy laugh and says we both can jump then old man said how so he told him our honourable laluji has jumped taking my school bag.

 

Laloos Clock

Rabri Devi died and went to heaven (Don't Laugh). As she stood in front of yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind.
She asked, What are all those clocks?
Yamraj answered, Those are LieClocks. Everyone on Earth has a LieClock.Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move.
Oh, said Rabri, Who's clock is that?
That's Gautam Buddha's. The hands have never moved indicating that he never told a lie.
And whose clock is that?
That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Rabri asked, Where's my Laloo's clock?
laloo's clock is in my office, replied yamraj, I am using it as a ceiling fan.

 

USA vs India Technology Advancement

Once an Indian goes to USA and meets President Bush. Bush takes him to a jungle to prove that Americans are technologically advanced.
In the jungle, Bush asks the Indian to start digging. He keeps on digging. When he reaches 100ft Bush tells him to start searching. The Indian finds a piece of wire.
Bush proudly says "You see; even 100 years back we had telephone".
At this the Indian gets really annoyed.
Next year Bush comes to India. The Indian takes him to a jungle and tells him to start digging. Bush digs 100 ft and stops. The Indian tells him to continue. He digs 200ft. The Indian tells him to continue. Bush finally reaches 400ft and Indian tells him to stop. But Bush doesn’t find anything and is annoyed.
Bush asks the Indian "What did you want to prove?".
The Indian replies " Even 400 years back we had wireless".

 

leader went to heaven

Sometime after independence three great leaders of the country Mahatma Gandhi, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.
God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time
on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!
Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn’t given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger,
Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation!