Kids Jokes

Boy- pen hai
Girl- nahi.
.
.
Thodi der baad....
Boy- pen hai
Girl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..
. . Kuch der baad...
Boy- hathoda hai
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai
pen

 

she is gone

A 5th grade kid wrote in his maths answer sheet:
Dear Math,
I'm sick