Classic Jokes

A boy says:- "I Luv U".
But grl says dat she has a bf.
Boy, in sad mood, luks at d ground
den luks agn at d grl
& said-
"DEKH LO AGAR KOI JUGAD HO SAKTA HO TOH"

 

Inteligent Sardar: Sardar-Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai
Man-1Rs
Srdr-60ps Me Dega
Man-60ps Me Sirf Chilka Dunga.
Srdr-Le 40ps chilka tu rakh Sirf Kela De.

 

Ques:A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette

 

Ques:which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest

 

Ques:Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map

 

married couple.

A boy and girl met last time in garden for their break up
Suddenly
SHIVSENA caught them....
Now they are married couple.

 

married couple.

A boy

 

BMW tumhari nahi hai

A boy

 

Various laws

LAW OF TELEPHONE:
When U Dial A Wrong Number,U Never Get A Busy Tone.
LAW OF WORKSHOP:
... Any Tool When Dropped, Will Roll To Least Accessable Corner.
LAW OF TRAFFIC:
If U Change Lane, The One U Were In Will Start Moving Faster.

LAW OF ENCOUNTER:
Probability Of Meeting Someone U Know Increases When U R With Someone U Dont Want To Be Seen With.
LAW OF LOGICAL ARGUMENT:
Anything Is Possible If U Dont Know What U R Talking About..

 

who is a boy???

jo marne ke baad narak me bhi mile

to waha par bhi kehte hain-

"ABE YAMRAJ KI BETI DEKHI...,MAAL HAI YAAR..

 

To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai

Son Was Crying, Dad Came And Asked
Why Are You Crying? Tell me.
I Am Your Friend Na?
Son: Kuch Nahi Yaar!
Chocolate Ziyada Maang Li,
To Teri Wali Ne Mara Hai