Women Jokes

2 auratey 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira
Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira?
Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar

 

Conductor (to lady) -- madam bchcho ki umar kitni h ?? lady-- 2, 2.5 aur 3 saal

Conductor-- madam, umar bhle hi aap km bta do pr gap to sahi se do

 

4 girls sitting in group can say: Tera bhai bada
mast dikhta hai.. Intro to karwa....
But 4 guys in a group can never say: Teri Behen
to maal lagti hai....
Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR ... ;p :O

 

Arranged marriage vrs love marriage

Arranged marriage means that we are walking and suddenly a snake bites.
But love marriage means to go to the snake and say....
. "Le Kaat...Le Kaat...Kaat na...kaat na saaley"
(come on bite...... bite ......bite .........bite u moron)...lol

 

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