2 auratey 1 ped k neeche bethi kafi dair se baate kr rahi thin k achanak drakht se 1 Aam (mango) gira
Pehli Aurat Ye Aam kese gira?
Dusri Aurat kch bolne hi wali thi k..
Aam khud hath jorr kr bola!
Puk gaya hun mein tum dono ki baten sun sun kar
Conductor (to lady) -- madam bchcho ki umar kitni h ?? lady-- 2, 2.5 aur 3 saal
Conductor-- madam, umar bhle hi aap km bta do pr gap to sahi se do
4 girls sitting in group can say: Tera bhai bada
mast dikhta hai.. Intro to karwa....
But 4 guys in a group can never say: Teri Behen
to maal lagti hai....
Isse kehte hain ladko ke SANSKAAR ... ;p :O
Men Will Always Be Men
The Wife left a note on the Fridge:
"It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!"
"Husband opened the Fridge, the light came on and the Beer was cold...
"What the hell was she talking about?? Fridge is working fine!!"
Who is the luckiest lover in this world??
Guess…!!! . . . . . .
. A Guy who loved a girl madly, but could
not propose her & gets the same girl as
his wife in an arrange marriage....... !!
A Frenchman will have a wife & a mistress bt will always love his mistress more. * An Englishman will have a wife & 2 girlfriends & will always love his wife more. *An American will have a wife & 3 girlfriends, but will love his latest girlfriend the most. *An Indian will have a wife ,a mistress ,a girlfriend, the neighbour's wife and still in search of a few more, but will still love his Mummy the most ...
Boy in Church : I have sinned.
Father : What's it my son?
Boy : Father, I had a relation with Married Woman
Father : I get such confessions often, was it Suzy from Gary Apartment?
Boy : No Father?
Father : Mona from Palm Garden?
Boy : No
Father : Rachel from Vila Building?
Boy runs out of the church & meets his friends.
Friends : Did you confess?
Boy : No, but i have got some SOLID LEADS ...? ;)
Moral:Boys will always be Boys.
Girl to Boy -
Girl :- Chand kahan hai ??
Boy :- Chand 2 Hain ek
Chanda mama Aur dusri tum
...Girl - Awww how
Sweet . :*
............AFTER MARRIAGE. .... Wife :- Chand kahan hai.....??
Husband - Andhi hai kya.....??
Wo upar kya tera Baap CFL lekar betha hai...??
Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana
BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha...
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final
mein out ho gya,
Final dekhne aaya hu..!!!
A boy says:- "I Luv U".
But grl says dat she has a bf.
Boy, in sad mood, luks at d ground
den luks agn at d grl
"DEKH LO AGAR KOI JUGAD HO SAKTA HO TOH"
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