Jokes

Ladki ki Shaadi me Uska Puraana
BOYFRIEND bhi aaya tha...
Sabhi ne usse pucha: Kya aap hi
Dulhe ho..???
Boyfriend: Nhai main to Semi Final
mein out ho gya,
Final dekhne aaya hu..!!!

 

A boy says:- "I Luv U".
But grl says dat she has a bf.
Boy, in sad mood, luks at d ground
den luks agn at d grl
& said-
"DEKH LO AGAR KOI JUGAD HO SAKTA HO TOH"

 

Inteligent Sardar: Sardar-Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai
Man-1Rs
Srdr-60ps Me Dega
Man-60ps Me Sirf Chilka Dunga.
Srdr-Le 40ps chilka tu rakh Sirf Kela De.

 

Boy- pen hai
Girl- nahi.
.
.
Thodi der baad....
Boy- pen hai
Girl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..
. . Kuch der baad...
Boy- hathoda hai
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai
pen

 

Lady Teacher : Mujhe Bacchon ki Shakal se pata lagta hai ki Unn ke Dimag me kya Chal raha hai.
Student : Fir bhi Aap Apna dupatta sahi nahi kar rahi ho?

 

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!
I gifted her a weighing scale.

 

Man: Koi Lambi Umar Ka Tareeqa Bataiye?
Doctor: Shadi Kar Lo?
Man: Kya Is Se Umar Lambi Ho Jayegi??
Doctor: Nahi, Ye khwish Khatam Ho Jayegi

 

Ques:A thing has a spark at one end and a fool at the other
Ans:Cigarette

 

Ques:which is the laziest mountain?
Ans: Ever-rest

 

Ques:Where can we find a sea without water and earth with out people?
Ans: On the map