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Inteligent Sardar: Sardar-Ye Kela Kitne Ka Hai
Man-1Rs
Srdr-60ps Me Dega
Man-60ps Me Sirf Chilka Dunga.
Srdr-Le 40ps chilka tu rakh Sirf Kela De.

Boy- pen hai
Girl- nahi.
.
.
Thodi der baad....
Boy- pen hai
Girl- nahi bola na.
Boy- pen hai pen
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar pucha to
to hathode se sar phod dungi tera..
. . Kuch der baad...
Boy- hathoda hai
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai
pen

Lady Teacher : Mujhe Bacchon ki Shakal se pata lagta hai ki Unn ke Dimag me kya Chal raha hai.
Student : Fir bhi Aap Apna dupatta sahi nahi kar rahi ho?

1 )	A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy.
2 )	Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ?
3 )	There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.
4 )	Dreams are more real than reality itself, they're closer to the self.
5 )	How far that little candle throws his beams. So shines a good deed in a weary world. .
6 )	A man in the house is worth two in the street.
7 )	Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
8 )	Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times
9 )	I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
10 )	apparently made some progress in the science of government.

Taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaya

Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
Taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaya

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Log samajhte hain humne unko bhula rakha hai,
wo kya jane ki dil me chupa rakha hai,
dekhe na koi usay meri aankho mein,
isliye palkon ko hum nay jhuka rakha hai.

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Kon kehta hai ki pathar ke sine me dil nai höta !
Agar asa höta to pathar ka baghwan nai höt

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The longer you stay single, the longer you become a public temptation and a threat to other's relationship

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Bollywood / Hollywood movies

Agneepath 2012

Cast: Hrithik Roshan, Sanjay Dutt, Priyanka Chopra, Katrina Kaif, Rishi Kapoor, Om Puri

The Dirty Picture

Cast:Vidya Balan,Naseeruddin Shah,Emraan Hashmi,Tusshar Kapoor

Bodyguard

Cast:Salman Khan, Kareena Kapoor, Mahesh Manjrekar, Raj Babbar, Hazel Keech, Rajat Rawail, Asrani,Katrina Kaif

khap

Cast:Om Puri,Govind Namdeo,Manoj Pahwa, Uvika Chaudhary, Mohnish Behl,Anuradha Patel,Shammi,Alok Nath,Sarrtaj

Phhir

Cast:Rajneesh Duggal, Adah Sharma, Roshni Chopra

perfect Sense

Cast:Ewan McGregor, Eva Green, Connie Nielsen, Ewan Bremner, Stephen Dillane

Politics of Love

Cast:Brian White, Mallika Sherawat, Loretta Devine, Ruby Dee, Gerry Bednob

The girl with the dragon tattoo

Cast:Daniel Craig, Rooney Mara, Christopher Plummer, Stellan Skarsgård, Steven Berkoff, Robin Wright, Yorick van Wageningen, Joely Richardson

Last Night

Cast:Keira Knightley, Eva Mendes,Worthington, Guillaume Canet

Bad Teacher

Cast:Cameron Diaz,Justin Timberlake, Lucy,Punch, John Michael Higgins, Jason Segel

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